Pretty You’re The President Not Someone’s Crazy Uncle 2020 Shirt

 This is Pretty You’re The President Not Someone’s Crazy Uncle 2020 Shirt as good a time as any to tell you we’ve been lying to you about this whole Santa thing. The world is a dumpster fire and there’s no way in hell any respectable adult would let a strange man into their house to shower their children with presents. Totally misread this and thought you said no way in hell any respectable adult would let a strange man shower with their children. I was gonna say, clearly our uncles dressed up as Santa for very different reasons.

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