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 I chewed tobacco, smoked, and   Captain Morgan The Glue Holding This 2020 Shitshow Together Shirt drank an ass load of energy drinks every day (well switched between chewing and smoking, occasionally both) for a decade after high school. Oh and about two years of nightly vodka and the resulting GERD. I've never had a cavity in my life. The dentist even said I was doing a great job flossing - I feel.like that was a lie because I never floss. I brush twice a day but. it's nowhere close to the full minute recommended. And sometimes I forget at night. The dentist said my teeth looked great - aside from the gums on my bottom jaw that are permanently receded. My wife brushes twice a day and floss at least every other day. Never smoked, chewed, drank heavily, and didn't drink near the amount of pop like me. She had to have almost a dozen fillings last time she went. 

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