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I arrive in Manhattan with just the Skull Walk Away I Am A Grumpy Old Man I Am A Anger Issues And A Serious Dislike For Stupid People Shirt shirt on my back and the 8 ball stashed up my ass. You see dawg, I had to cross state lines to get away from The Probation Officer. Now I wasn't even on probation Joe Rogan. The Probation Officer is just a nickname given to the motherfucker whose wife I'd been bangin' back in Hoboken, New Jersey. Now this broad could yank a pipe like you wouldn't believe. She'd jack off me and my buddy Elvis (we called him Elvis because he liked to fuck 14-year-olds HAHA!) Anyway she'd jack us both off together like a professional skier chasing a gold. Joe Rogan, we'd nut within seconds of each other every fucking time, I swear on my daughter's life. Like clockwork dawg. So this guy is one angry cocksucka. He's a fucking SAVAGE! And he's packing heat. Once he got wind of his whorish wife's gangbangs he hunted down each and every one of us dawg! He wanted to mount my nutsack on his fucking wall, you get what I'm saying, Joe Rogan?! You see this place isn't even really a Pizza place Joe Rogan. For every slice of Margherita they shift, they're slinging out twice the amount of meth, and you should've seen the monkey on the owner's daughter. Spotless! This thing had been kissed by a fucking angel. And you'd plow your own dead grandma just to get a sniff of that muffler, believe you me, dawg.


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