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We bought a whetstone what feels like years ago and it went unused until last week. Everyone in the household is constantly complaining about dull knives and I always tell them, "well, we do have a whetstone," to which they respond "I DoN't KnOw HoW tO use ThAt!! 1".Eventually, the dullness started to actually bother me so I spent 30 seconds watching a Youtube video and gave it a crack. Then I learned it had been bothering me my whole life and I just didn't know it. Knives are supposed to cut THAT easily?! Holy crap! The end result is I cannot spend more than an hour a day in the sun. I need to wear long sleeves and long pants and a ton of sunscreen even for a short time in the sun. What is my motivation? I get to piss off all the people that thought I should be dead. Screw you, I am staying alive to spite you. The only downside is my beautiful wife slaps on a ton of sunscreen every time I leave the house. I guess living well us the best revenge. If you have a large lawn or a property that requires a lot of yard work get some. About $50 and they're combination hearing protection and Bluetooth headphones so you can actually hear your music without destroying your eardrums. They're a good gift too for anyone you know with a lawn or wood shop or something. At my old house, it was a 4-5 hour ordeal to mow and trim the property. I'd likely have gone fully insane without those.

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