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I was in a band called Blackdog Forget Candy Just Give Me A Cat Halloween Shirt once and my very supportive folks bought us a cake for an occasion with black icing all over it. Needless to say within 24 hours or so, I and the guys had some interesting conversations about poo. I just had a neon green poop this morning. I would have shit myself when I saw it if I hadn't just taken a shit. I drank a giant Black Cherry slushy yesterday. I suppose this explains this morning's shocking developments. There used to be a Slurpee flavor called Brainfreeze that would also turn your poop bright green, almost like an electric turquoise color. I used to think it was so hilarious and awesome having fluorescent poops. I also remember there was a black currant flavored Slurpee that would make your poop black and red and that was terrifying at first but then also hilarious. That flavor was not around long. Costco for a while also sold this glow in the dark rainbow bunny candy that would make your poop an absolute rainbow but if I remember right the candy itself was really gross. 

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